Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Trump signs proclamation banning travel from 12 countries - ABC News

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Dismantling CDC’s chronic disease center ‘looks pretty devastating’ to public health experts - statnews.com

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Why do many women like tall men?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I see through liars

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

What's your favorite stupid joke?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

What's your photograph of the day 1097?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Witness testifies about Sean Combs’ ‘hotel nights’: ‘I was repulsed’ - NPR

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I can count

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t buy bullshit

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Snakes in the yard … maybe more in the future - ironmountaindailynews.com

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have a reading level above third grade

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for fakery

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t cotton to rapists

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I actually pay taxes

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I can read

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality